
What's on Donald Trump's mind?
America Turns 250, He Takes the Mic
A weather-delayed Salute to America 250 that saluted mostly one guy, communism-bashing and all.
"Godless communists"
USA Today · 2026-07-05the country's birthday is just the biggest venue he could book. then it's godless communists, the best fireworks ever, and a golden age named after him. patriotism is the wrapping paper; the gift is always the same guy at the podium.
Rewatch the fireworks tape and confirm they were, in fact, the best ever
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Check the $TRUMP chart before breakfast, ignore the follower losses
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Trump is set to meet the leaders of Ukraine and Syria alongside the NATO summit.
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Admire the new signature currency in the mirror at least once
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