What's on J.D. Vance's mind?
sized by share of brain — tap one to pop it open · "everything else" is the back of his mind, up close
Second year running, Vance headlines MAHA with RFK Jr. beside him
Second straight MAHA Summit: Vance and Kennedy pitched early detection, talked up AI that second-guesses doctors, and ducked the ice cream question.
Vice President Vance dodges RFK Jr's ice cream question during MAHA Summit exchange
Fox News · 2026-09-30rfk’s movement is the one bloc of the coalition that doesn’t already belong to somebody else. show up two years in a row and it’s yours by squatters’ rights.
how sure? very sure · see the 5 sources
Vice President Vance dodges RFK Jr's ice cream question during MAHA Summit exchange
Fox News · 2026-09-30JD Vance cozies up to the MAHA movement with an eye on 2028
The Hill · 2026-09-30MAHA Summit urges emphasis on early detection, preventive action in healthcare
Baltimore Sun · 2026-09-30A.I. Is ‘Better Informed’ Than Doctors, Kennedy Tells Industry-Backed MAHA Summit
The New York Times · 2026-09-29Vice President Vance headlines MAHA summit in Washington, D.C., for second straight year
tippahnews.com · 2026-09-30Vance launches Trump’s AI-powered America.gov — and swears at healthcare.gov
Unveiling the new AI federal gateway, the VP warned its builders not to pull a healthcare.gov — with an f-bomb for emphasis.
JD Vance Issues NSFW Warning To Creators Of Trump's America.gov
HuffPost · 2026-09-30the profanity is the product demo. nothing says ‘this administration ships software that works’ like sounding personally insulted by the last website that didn’t.
how sure? very sure · see the 5 sources
JD Vance Issues NSFW Warning To Creators Of Trump's America.gov
HuffPost · 2026-09-30Vice President JD Vance Holds a Fireside Chat
The White House (.gov) · 2026-09-29WATCH LIVE: VP JD Vance unveils AI-powered federal gateway
Fox News · 2026-09-29JD Vance's 'Colourful' Slip: America.gov Launch Turns Awkward With Healthcare.gov Swipe
The Times of India · 2026-09-30JD Vance Fires F-Bomb While Taking Swipe At Healthcare.gov
News.com.au · 2026-09-30Haberman says he’s the nominee; Newsweek says he’s Al Gore
The heir-apparent consensus hardened and got picked apart at once: a fresh 2028 poll showed AOC and Don Jr. gaining, and Ohio’s Gore parallel resurfaced.
The Man Who Would Inherit MAGA
The Bulwark · 2026-09-29being the obvious next guy is a depreciating asset. everyone measuring the drapes is also measuring how far there is to fall, and he can hear both tape measures.
how sure? pretty sure · see the 4 sources
The Man Who Would Inherit MAGA
The Bulwark · 2026-09-29Maggie Haberman Predicts GOP’s Next Presidential Nominee, JD Vance
The Daily Beast · 2026-09-28JD Vance Risks Al Gore’s Fate in Ohio
Newsweek · 2026-09-30AOC, Donald Trump Jr. Make Gains in New 2028 Poll
Newsweek · 2026-09-30Lay off Americans, get a harder look at your H-1B hires
Vance told tech recruiters the visa exists to enrich the American economy — and that firms laying off US workers should expect tougher scrutiny.
Vance unloads on tech titans using foreign visa holders to displace American workers
Fox News · 2026-09-28he can’t kill the program without breaking the donor class, so he threatens the paperwork instead. process is the punishment.
how sure? pretty sure · see the 4 sources
Vance unloads on tech titans using foreign visa holders to displace American workers
Fox News · 2026-09-28JD Vance warns recruiters of tougher H-1B visa scrutiny. What it means for Indians
India Today · 2026-09-28Vance says H-1B exists to ‘enrich American economy,’ signals tougher scrutiny for companies laying off US workers
The American Bazaar · 2026-09-28JD Vance’s H-1B Warning: Lay Off Americans, Face Tougher Scrutiny For Foreign Hires
The Times of India · 2026-09-28Second year running, Vance headlines MAHA with RFK Jr. beside him
Second straight MAHA Summit: Vance and Kennedy pitched early detection, talked up AI that second-guesses doctors, and ducked the ice cream question.
Vice President Vance dodges RFK Jr's ice cream question during MAHA Summit exchange
Fox News · 2026-09-30rfk’s movement is the one bloc of the coalition that doesn’t already belong to somebody else. show up two years in a row and it’s yours by squatters’ rights.
JD Vance Issues NSFW Warning To Creators Of Trump's America.gov
news.google.com · 2026-09-30every line on the pad traces to something public — tap to see it
Deflect a 2028 question with ‘I’m focused on the midterms’
every line on the pad traces to something public — tap to see it
Vance takes battleground role as Trump opens midterm push
news.google.com · 2026-09-30every line on the pad traces to something public — tap to see it
Text RFK Jr. that the ice cream dodge landed fine
every line on the pad traces to something public — tap to see it
the other 32% — quieter, but still in there32%
the Iran file
he says the supreme leader is alive but disengaged and a deal is still possible; the jerusalem post says shooting resumes after the midterms.
Vance says US believes Iran's supreme leader alive but disengaged
Türkiye Today · 2026-09-29the designated midterm closer
the closer’s october now includes rescuing paxton in ruby-red texas, which is not where a closer wants to be spending october.
Vance shouldn't have to rescue Paxton in ruby red Texas | Opinion
USA Today · 2026-09-30the fraud task force numbers
the task force keeps announcing big savings and reporters keep asking who actually found them.
JD Vance and His Fraud Task Force Questioned for Lack of Transparency, Stealing Credit in Findings
Yahoo News Singapore · 2026-09-28the Schmitt running-mate chatter
axios floated him as the 2028 running mate and day one of the buzz went badly — flattering, awkward, and not really about schmitt.
Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
axios.com · 2026-09-29the ‘pack your bags’ policy
the applause line is federal policy now, and an ice directive limiting arrests to criminals appeared and was rescinded within hours.
Vice President JD Vance addressed The Daily Wire's report this weekend on an ICE directive limiting arrests to criminals, which was rescinded within hours.
facebook.com · 2026-09-29the South Texas rally
a $3.2 billion saronic shipyard groundbreaking is the kind of photo op that doubles as a 2028 manufacturing pitch.
JD Vance to attend groundbreaking for Saronic's $3.2B shipyard in South Texas
Yahoo · 2026-09-28Trump’s 2:30am phone calls
asked why the boss dozes off at public events, the vp volunteered the 2:30am call habit as the explanation. loyal, sort of.
Vance explained why Trump falls asleep during public events
UA.NEWS · 2026-09-28Usha and baby number four
her state dinner look drew backlash two months after giving birth, the tax on being the family’s most-watched non-candidate.
Usha Vance’s Post-Baby State Dinner Look Sparks Backlash Just 2 Months After She Gave Birth
LittleThings.com · 2026-09-29