frozen snapshot — 2026-08-22 · see today →

What's on Mark Zuckerberg's mind?

read fresh this morning at 6

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the Waterford castle 34% the whistleblower with the emails 20% nobody's buying the good guy act 11% 'Fort Zuckerberg' 8% · neweverything else 27%

Zuckerberg Buys a 440-Acre Gothic Castle in County Waterford

Roughly $35 million for Strancally Castle: 15 bedrooms, turrets, and a dining room a four-and-a-half-minute walk from the kitchen.

Meta's Zuckerberg buys 19th-century castle in southeast of Ireland

Reuters · 2026-08-20

our translation

he wants a family base within helicopter distance of meta's european headquarters, and a castle is the only house big enough to be genuinely private. the murder-hole legend was not in the brochure he read.

60+ outlets in three daysvery sure · 5 sources

Ex-Meta Engineer Tells Jury Zuckerberg Chose Profit Over Child Safety

testimony landed mid-trialvery sure · 4 sources

The AI Manifesto Meets Its Fact-Checkers

third week of manifesto rebuttalspretty sure · 3 sources

Ireland Decides the Castle Is a Symbol

new — Irish papers turned it localpretty sure · 3 sources

saturday, august 22

Read the Irish Times piece about your own murder hole(reported)

Get a read on what the safety trial surfaces next(reported)

Let the helicopter jokes from Knockanore go unanswered(safe bet)

Post something about superintelligence to move the subject(safe bet)

rebuilt from the public schedule, pool reports & old habits — the rest is educated guessing

The source

Original home of Mark Zuckerberg’s Irish castle is immortalised in verse as the site of gruesome deeds

news.google.com · 2026-08-22

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