frozen snapshot — 2026-08-26 · see today →

What's on Mark Zuckerberg's mind?

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the Waterford castle 25% 29 states, one courtroom 21% the AI that couldn't do the jobs 15% · newopen weights as a weapon 11% · neweverything else 28%

Mark and Priscilla picked up Strancally Castle in County Waterford — reported at up to $35 million, dark local legend included.

Inside Strancally Castle, the Irish estate Mark Zuckerberg just bought, and its dark local legend

our translation

the man who built a compound in hawaii now owns a literal fortress in europe. this is what 'diversifying' looks like when the asset class is safety.

seven outlets still on the castlevery sure · 4 sources

settlement talk surfaced, trial week twovery sure · 3 sources

new — Reuters exclusive, four outlets todaypretty sure · 4 sources

new — new open release, three write-ups todaypretty sure · 3 sources

wednesday, august 26

Get the week-two readout from the kids trial before lunch(reported)

Quietly price what makes 29 attorneys general go away(reported)

Read the Reuters teardown of the AI-for-headcount plan(reported)

Post about the open model. Say nothing about the castle.(safe bet)

rebuilt from the public schedule, pool reports & old habits — the rest is educated guessing

The source

Meta trial enters week two

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