frozen snapshot — 2026-07-26 · see today →

What's on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s mind?

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the roadkill roast 28% the peptide push 24% · newthe parasite outbreak 16% dismantling vaccine policy 11% · neweverything else 21%

His own boss made him the punchline over dinner

Trump told the White House Correspondents' dinner that his health secretary personally ran over the cow being served.

Trump jokes RFK Jr. ran over cow for WHCD beef dinner

NBC News · 2026-07-25

our translation

the joke lands because it is basically true, and laughing along costs him far less than correcting the record in front of a ballroom full of reporters.

Wire pickup across 20+ outletsvery sure · 4 sources

FDA advisers narrowly bless the drugs he takes himself

new — Panel vote plus explainer wavevery sure · 4 sources

He says 'under control.' The case count disagrees.

New cases confirmed July 26very sure · 4 sources

The CDC site now says science cannot rule out autism

new — CDC text edit plus charter rewritepretty sure · 4 sources

sunday, july 26

Get the real cyclospora case count before saying 'under control' again(reported)

Post to the new MAHA TikTok, then do not read the comments(reported)

Laugh along at the roadkill joke one more time, on camera(reported)

Morning workout, in jeans, as is tradition(safe bet)

rebuilt from the public schedule, pool reports & old habits — the rest is educated guessing

The source

Confusion around cyclosporiasis outbreak as RFK Jr. tries to calm concerns

news.google.com · 2026-07-26

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